Even The Cat Lawyer Would Be A Better Impeachment Advocate Than Bruce Castor

Birt 11 feb 2021
Republicans were harshly critical of the disorganized opening arguments by the former president's impeachment lawyers, making it clear that he could use better representation. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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  • Joe Touch an Sniff.!!

  • Pawnton

  • I never believed Americans could be funny. But I stand corrected. And by the way, I'm not a cat.

  • This aged well

  • 1:00 Come on,man. Christopher Nolan has his unique style and all fans of great movies should be very gratefull for it.

  • So Trump got mad about a guy who seemingly had no idea what he was doing, rambling on and on about everything yet saying nothing at all, frustrating anyone with half a brain? Good - now he knows how it feels watching him. The only difference is he’s so infuriating I always screamed at the tv.

  • thems some pit sweats 5:12

  • americanmind.org/salvo/once-upon-a-presidency/ The media has an 11% approval rating. This Colbert video supposed has 1.5 million views, but less than 2000 comments, which implies either the views are fake, or 1.5 million idiots watching this don't have the critical thinking or writing/typing skills to comment. If you're one of these people, AND a U.S. citizen, you should really read the article linked at the top of this post.

  • Wasn't the judge himself who posted the video? 😂

  • It was actually the judge who released the cat-lawyer video. Presumably, he won't find himself in contempt.

  • I never get tired of the cat lawyer routine. It is the most covid routine ever. We are ALL. Now cats.

  • Hes the leaked council caf 🐱

  • Perplexed, ramble and nonsensical describes the republican party perfectly.

  • forgot I was still subscribed to this, this guy is a weirdo and propaganda mouthpiece for the left

  • Here's the thing, though: Bruce Castor won. That's the only thing that matters in the long run, no? Bottom line: Trump won. You can be smug about it if you wasn't, Stephen, but that doesn't ease the pain. Trump was acquitted. Doesn't matter why, or how. Castor's win-loss record in this trial reads 1-0.

  • Idea for new series "Claw and Order-SKU (Special Kittens Unit".)

  • wow, this is so unfunny. no wonder late night show host ratings have plummeted.

  • He was just doing what liberals do.

  • I thought recording of hearings or their live streams were prohibited?!!! Or is that another BS law the makers know full well will be impossible to uphold????

    • David. There’s like 5 cspan channels. Wake up. Also, who are “the makers?” Care to take me down your rabbit hole? Btw, David Driscoll, looks like your moms soccer dreams for you never happened.

  • Trump not guilty you a hole

  • The pinstrip suit on Trump's lawyer has the weirdest arms, am I right?

  • Stephen's description of Bill Cassidy was priceless.

  • What a total fkn farce .... A disgrace .... An embarrassment ... How can children be taught about the cause of Jan 6th ... Surreal ..

  • Lol nervous kitten lawyer! 🤣 How were the other men not dying?

  • ....and yet, Trump was acquitted. Maybe the lawyers were sorry but the case against Trump must have been sorrier. Continued waste of taxpayer money.

  • biden tells anderson cooper there was no vaccine stockpiled -the cupboards were bare .....dot dot dot as biden lies through his teeth and is shown on other news taking his second vaccine shot............when there was suppose to be no vaccine from Mr. President Donald John Trump's warp speed program.......biden is a bald faced liar and fraud...

  • The only reason I clicked on Colbert is the cat lawyer (hoping the joke would be kind), otherwise... corporate shrill like many. Was Jon Stewart the last mainstream satirist with some integrity? Ridiculing bad and destructive policies of both sides of the isle...

  • love from indonesia fan

  • Objection the witnesses clearly the under the influence of catnip

  • Going forward, Castor will only get business from MAGAts.

  • Even Cattorney wouldn't play the stupid identity politics race card like the democrats' lawyers. When you resort to identity politics, you lost the impeachment. Yall failed to impeach Trump TWICE move the fk on and focus on your wacky Creepy Joe

  • The cat lawyer have inspired me to make parody video, You can watch the parody in my channel.

  • Has Colbert always been not funny? I thought it was Trumps fault but now that he is out it seems worse. Maybe once everyone gets their shots it will get better.

  • Ha! It was the JUDGE who posted the video!

  • Colbert is such a hack

  • Stephen the orange man is coming back OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😆

  • Hilarious! The zoom filter was priceless!!!

  • “The TVs in the White House came with wiper blades.” Hilarious. Thank you.

  • T***p "almost" screaming at the TV is such an oxymoron, it's like looking at him and saying he "almost" ate hundreds of cheeseburgers!

  • The eyes, his voice, the “I’m not a cat” comment.. such a perfect moment...

  • Everyone in government should only use zoom and cat filters when the do government stuff... That way they would be more chill and not take eachother so seriously all the time... I think maybe even throw in a few real cats to keep them on their toes. All hail The United Cats Of OUR Laddy America!!!💜💜💜🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • I had to watch Tenet with the subtitles on and pausing every few scenes to figure out what the hell was going on. However I loved the movie! Once you get it, there’s no going back - or is there? The scene where the trains are going past is a massive hint from Christopher Nolan. One train is going forward the other train is going backwards. That’s the crux of the whole movie.

  • 2:27 Poking at Trevor Noah !

  • I’m not a cat.

  • More crap from Stephanie oops Stephen Colbert spell check

  • the salt

  • Does not matter how bad the lawyers are the the jurors are partial to the criminal.

  • he conviction evidence is very clear, republicans who vote nay will be forever marked down IN HISTORY as being greedy cowards

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  • 0:35 "Never trust a wealthy man who buys himself an ill fitting suit." - Me 2021

  • I think it's a filter? You mean you considered it might be a cat that speaks human language?

  • The lawyers put on that sham performance because they knew the fix was in.

  • This is cringy

  • The hapless croissant finally scratch because toy scilly memorise plus a nutritious harmonica. military, fluffy spy

  • Not interested in the manipulated evidence by the Democrats Lawyers which in fact lost them the case?

  • The Nolan movie he is asking for is called Insomnia (2002)

  • Democrats showed their bag of tricks, hope you can pull another rabbit out of your hat next election.

  • So happy for Trump! Excited to see more of him in the coming years.

  • You should be really psyched about crypto with Elon's purchase of 1.5 Billion worth of crypto coins a few days ago? Love your video. Thanks. be wise

  • ACQUITTED!

  • Liberty and justice for none. The rich and powerful can get away with anything. This trial just showed that Charles Manson did nothing wrong, he simply guided people to do illegal things for him.

  • Remember when trump said he could kill someone on the street and get away with it? Well, he caused 5 people to be killed, including one police officer bludgeoned to death, and got away with it. I guess he was right.

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  • "Man at work remembering he forgot to take his kids to school." I thought murder was a crime, Stephen Colbert.

  • Stephen: Gross! Take care of that problem!

  • Steph even points out the recording restriction, holy Jeebus.

  • The laughter in the background is a joy to hear!

  • The Glorious Leader's Gauleiters were going to acquit from day 1. No breaking news there. These nasties are far from cute and funny.

  • Haha!!! Trumps lawyers eviscerated the House Democrats pathetic stance ... now how are you pedo lefties going to get your orange fix? Rage is a serious addiction....

  • Tic toc red shoes

  • So this failure means Trump can run again? Biden's time will be one big Trump campaign ad.

  • he could have got up and scratched his ass for an hour and no republicans would vote against the party. They are all scum.

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  • 🐱I'm not a cat!

  • Why didn't he just turn off the video. "I'm not a cat 😺" ----really🤯🤭. No shit Sherlock. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 😅😅😅. Oh, sore stomaches muscles the next day.🤭😅🤕"I'm not a cat 🐈" accompanied by his voice got me out if my pandemic depression.

  • Read the Constitution of the United States. Mandatory for all americans.

  • I was not ready at all for that cat bit. Have a huge mess of drink to clean off my desk and I think something broke

  • HAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂. The man got you twice didn't he

  • Now it's Bidens turn....lol....

  • 2700 likes. 800 something dislikes... who are these losers? And why are you here?

  • Huge difference: the cat was actually a lawyer

  • The video itself is funny, the lawyer is humble. For you to ridicule him, not cool.

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  • Cat lawyer has been revealed to have used his position to harass an ex girlfriend by having her family arrested and her business raided until she literally left town to escape

  • cat castor was the best! lol

  • I COULD HAVE DEFENDED DONALD TRUMP SO IT WOULDN'T HAVE MATTERED - AQUITTAL WAS IMMINENT. GOT IT!

  • Day 5 Aquitted for second time. The only joke is you now!! Sad I used to really like you years ago before you became an Ass. Your mean jokes are over the top. Low bar and you couldnt even reach it!! LoL

  • The cat judge finds you guilty and sentences you to community service cleaning litterboxes!

  • Making fun of old people and US presidents. Good for you guys! Maybe I should reconsider my politics.

  • Steve, how much Trump money is enough? Glad to see all the good your putting out in the world.

  • If you read, Tonight Pay Per View... The Late show with Stephen Colbert only 10.95 would you tune in.

  • idk how people watch colbert

  • Impeach colbert.

  • Womp womp.....😂

  • Who is here after the Acquittal? Colbert must be fuming now.

  • Acquitted!!!!!!

  • Why wasn't the capitol protected? Where did the guards be? If home security did know about the people meeting at the capitol, why was not protection to the capitol? Americans pay so much to protect so where was the protection to a building? What do I see is a political gain? The people entered the Capitol were in their own will, not because a speech or anything else, they wanted to breach the building in mob style, and they are going to pay the consequences of their own acts. The house managers altered the speech then they are fabricating false statements. The altered speech can't be presented. The security fell to do their jobs. They didn't protect the Capitol.

  • Acquitted.... again. Are the democrats done with trump yet? Nope. They are obsessed.

  • Talk about the Lincoln Project. All the dem child molesters!! What are the odds that Colbert ever mentions that?