You Do Not Want Bruce Castor Defending You In Court

Birt 11 feb 2021
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  • Lmfao!

  • I’d have him . He wins!

  • Do you write your mankaren dialog?

  • People in SE Pennsylvania knew for years that he was a jerk. Last week, we just learned just how stupid he really is.

  • Plot twist: Bruce Castor is a democrat.

  • Meanwhile he got 43 nimrods to agree

  • Didn’t matter what he said, did it? Stammering, forgetting, etc., trump was acquitted. Maybe that was Bruce’s point, he could of recited a nursery rhyme, the gop had already decidedly, decided fuck “Law of The Land”, gloat heart trump was America.

  • Has it occurred to anyone that Bruce is tanking it on purpose.

  • Whoooooo twice acquitted donald trump most innocent president in history, let the swamp draining commence! Lets start with these democrat bought late shows. Theyre not even funny anymore just boring hate peddlers. Your time is up.

  • Opening clip of "news" based on unsourced gossip, followed by out of context clips of Castor. Dishonest liberal media as always.

  • "I'm a defensive tackle"

  • They shoulda made that van der veen guy the lead

  • Oof...

  • How is his head so small compared to his body and suit?

  • Maybe he just took the case in a final effort to get some of the Republicans to change their mind? 😂😂😂😂 Though to be honest, I would be at a loss how to build the defense anyway (except of course the obligatory insanity-plea... for which T*** would probably kill him^^')

  • this guy truly is a lawyer. He knows his client is guilty but he just wants their money

  • why would u waste money on good lawyers when u are immune to justice?

  • Bruce Castor looks like the WISH version of Kevin Costner

  • Doesn’t matter. He could literally say “Yep, my client is guilty.” and the spineless GOP wouldn’t vote to convict.

  • Bruce didn't prepare his opening presentation two to three months ago. That's really awful 😕

  • lmao

  • “In the name of God, shake your booty!”😂

  • Wait he prosecutor? he isnt...yeah you say you know whT that means but do you really my man?

  • “I’m a defensive tackle, I mean defensive attorney” 😂🤣😂🤣🤣

  • The conviction evidence is very clear, republicans who vote nay will be forever marked down IN HISTORY as being greedy cowards

  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Funny. I laughed to tears.

  • We must ALL continue to call and write these republitard senators and remind them of the game they're REALLY playing. Tell them if they don't commit to justice and convict the criminal who incited a riot that KILLED A COP there will be an uproar of RAGE those cowards have never seen before. Tell them that if they don't want an all out civil WAR fueled by a population that has completely lost faith in the government and justice system, then they better do the right thing because the REAL STORM will be coming if they don't.


  • I do now after day#4 this was planned they lost the left ha ha ha

  • Rambling lawyer just like his rambling boss - who talks about shower sprinklers, flushing toilets etc.

  • Trump: Get off my lawn!

  • Numbers, Numbers, Numbers. Business, Business, Business. Is this working...?

  • The point is my client what's his face seeks to prove I forgot what it was and so on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • A public defender would have been better

  • This is the perfect lawyer for guilty people. With this type of advocacy you are sure of winning a new trial because of nonsensical representation.

  • I'm sure the institution where Castor received his law degree (assuming he actually has one...obviously very questionable at this point) is hoping it's NEVER published. Cracker Jack Box U is my guess.

  • When $ rules unrestrained over votes, that's what you get USA. Bottom of the filthiest gutter.

  • Rudy could have planned a better defense

  • Bruce Castor is right! This case is more serious than just impeachment. Trump should be arrested and charged with inciting violence against the American seat of power.

  • They need to subpoena Donald to testify. These lawyers know they don't have to do anything because the "jury" has already decided. Get him up there and question him in front of CSPAN.

  • This the same guy that said he would represent a woman in court even if he didn't believe her. He just told on himself that he doesn't believe in trump.

  • this makes me miss harvey birdman a lot.

  • Chased a squirrel in the building 😅😅😅

  • Let us, every American, make this a goal: RETURN THE RED/BLUE WAR WE HAVE NOW BACK TO THE LEVEL OF CIVIL DISCOURSE AND AGREEING TO DISAGREE. The immediate question then becomes: WHAT CAN I DO TO REACH THAT GOAL?

  • The ghosts of the founding fathers are kicking him in the head while he speaks...

  • How much effort would You put into defending a client who probably won’t pay?

  • Instructions Unclear. Recited video in public and am now junior legal council to Marco Rubio.

  • this is like MST3K Classics

  • Castor’s had at Least a couple of martinis beforehand lol- all the signs are there ..😂

  • Somebody has to get video or at least audio of Trump blowing up at his tv!

  • Honestly I think this is just showboating. Trump is going to have the worst defence ever, in the most open and shut case ever, and still the republicans won't vote to convict.


  • This is what happens when you have a history of not paying your lawyers.

  • Wow this guy is the biggest numpdy

  • Embarrassing

  • As soon as I saw this man, I was hoping that Stephen would bring out his Gregory Peck impression for him. Didn't disappoint. "In the name of God, shake your booty!"

  • Lol 😂

  • The two lawyers' photos that Seth showed (Bruce Castor from 2nd Impeachment & Stephen Castor -- the one with the green grocery tote from the 1st Impeachment) are actually cousins!

  • no

  • Reminds me of the stuttering lawyer scene from my cousin Vinny haha

  • Stephen loves doing a gregory peck impression

  • Is he channeling his inner Columbo??

  • Wow. He just plain sucks.

  • 🤣

  • I needed a laugh, as Democracy dies from GOP cowardice. The Lynching VP Pence attempt in the prosecution's presentation telegraphed threats to GOP jurists. That's the argument that will get their not-guilty vote.

  • LMAO 😂 from start to finish

  • You do not want Bruce Castor defending you in court...unless you're Donald J Trump who has the Republican Senate guaranteeing his acquittal.

  • Im always down for fudge

  • I’ve hired the best people folks the best people. And they’re gonna use words. The best words, beautiful words.

  • Bruce Castor, somehow even less palatable than castor oil.

  • What's wrong Trump? Are you not entertained!?

  • The illustrious seat culturally fry because calculator experimentally polish like a thinkable cent. judicious, aberrant antarctica

  • Now the orange man knows how we feel when we listen to him ramble on about a million different things that has nothing to do with anything or with what he said previously or will have anything to do with what he says in any of his following remarks.

  • To Mock a Killingbird

  • All kidding aside...45 is going to be acquitted regardless how bad his lawyers perform since most of the Republican senators haven't grown a spine to uphold the constitution and laws.

  • Fart jokes.

  • ohmyfudge!

  • You missed it on this one. I am not a fan of misuse of a national treasure and a sign of the times. Pick My Cousin Vinny next time please. Thanks 😊

  • Poor man. Just trying to make a living. YEAH RIGHT

  • It was like a bad episode of Matlock. 😂

  • Dude got his retainer check cancelled and went through it anyway.

  • Spared no expense!

  • Your Honor. I would like to cite the case of What's-His-Face v. So-and-so, circa sometime in the past - I forget when. Hey, does anybody remember cassette tapes? Those were cool. Anyway, the prosecution really hit a homerun today. Speaking of home runs, my dad took me to my first baseball game when I was 10. I can't remember what I was talking about. The prosecution rests. I mean...the defense rests. When's lunch? Thank you, Your Honor.

  • I just hope his lawyer's extreme incompetence inspires fat donny to represent himself; as he said: "what have you got to lose?". Then, the real comedy would begin! - popcorn, stand back and stand by!

  • when you know you gonna win for sure, find the cheapest if not pro bono

  • My name is Bruce Castor, ..i am a defense attorney and i chased a squirrel into the building , and that's why i am here today. The point is, my Client - what's his face - seeks to prove , i forgot what it was and so on.

  • I'm convinced Castor and the other guy are purposely awful. I appreciate it.

  • "In the name of God: shake your booty."

  • knowing trump, I bet he had him on a phonecall right before that. He still didn't assimilate trump's anger and is still in shock for all the evidence shown by democrats. Perhaps He is both confused and scared. He knows he won't get paid.

  • 😮😮😮My client, Brock Lesnar!😲😲😲

  • When the Reptards don't care about justice, why not send a fudging clown?

  • He got the lawyers he deserves lol 😂

  • Atticus Finch was 10 times the attorney of this clown.

  • "lead prosecutor" sure Mr Castor you said it as a mistake but that sounded more like a Freudian slip.

  • I wonder if Trump negotiated a "no win, no fee" deal?

  • This makes perfect sense.

  • And further ..... MOMMY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hahahaha. That ending was hilarious! "Dear God, everyone shake your booty! Now let's eat fudge" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • trump is clearly trolling haha